The 25th Through 28th Ways Rich People Think Differently

 

Don’t just laugh at this. Wear it to your next job interview if you want to avoid being average.

 

You’re not going to understand this unless you read Wednesday’s post.

Rich people know that if you have “something to fall back on”, you’ll fall back.

“Your dream is to perform on Broadway? Good for you. But finish that political science degree, so you’ll have something to fall back on.”

Not to delve into the semantics of this, but think about the expression “fall back”, and its antonym. You’re making allowances for your own eventual failure, or regression, and practically expecting it.

This doesn’t mean that rich people follow their dreams without thinking about worst-case scenarios. It means that rich people don’t even think in terms of “dream achievement” vs. “safe harbor”.

Making subsistence money is not hard to do. (Besides, in the estimation of noted average person Trent Hamm, making more than $25,000 a year barely makes you any happier at all.) But when you do so while in a fallback position, like when you’re using a teaching certificate that you never wanted in the first place, it paradoxically makes it harder to walk away and do something more ambitious. “I put all this time and effort into getting my teaching credential, I might as well use it. Even though I hate everything about the job. Although I suppose I could convince myself that I don’t.”

Finding your passion isn’t just self-help blather. It’s Ricardo’s Law of Comparative Advantage in action. Do what you’re good at, and not just you but the rest of society will benefit. Or just be miserable and do something you hate. What do we care? It’s your life, not ours.

 

Rich people could absolutely give a damn about being ostentatious. Average people want you to notice and thus validate them.

Jewelry? Seriously, what’s the point?

Rims? You can’t even admire them, because you’re inside the freaking car.

Bottle service? Okay, now you’re just screwing with us. You clearly hate money if you’re paying $300 to have a waitress come to your table and make drinks for you. 

What are you talking about? Rich people love to spend money on expensive things. You’re telling me rich people don’t own private jets, etc.? What about Donald Trump?

Slow down, average person.

First of all, Donald Trump isn’t a rich person so much as he is a guy who’s created a character of a rich person that he uses to great effect. The showiness is intrinsic to his celebrity, and frees him from the ignominy of being just another faceless New York real estate tycoon. The outrageous statements, the speculative presidential runs, even the hair: it’s all part of the act.

Take a more ordinary rich person, one of typical rich-person showiness. Warren Buffett doesn’t own a Bombardier Challenger 600 so he can be lavish. (That’s Floyd Mayweather’s thing, and God knows how badly that will end.) Warren Buffett’s time is worth a lot. He isn’t doing anybody any good, himself nor anyone else, by getting to Eppley Airfield 2 hours before a scheduled flight to Denver so he can stand in the TSA line removing his shoes and emptying his pockets while eating a Cinnabon. Better he get where he’s going as fast as possible, move some more assets to higher-valued uses as he does, and get back home. Buffett owning a jet is the equivalent of you owning a car. Or would you prefer taking a bus to work, moving only at the whim of the bus scheduler, and running your errands and going to your kids’ soccer practice without autonomy?

Rich people spend money with the end in mind. They spend for a tangible purpose that more often than not will pay dividends. It’s not “How much will this jet cost me?” It’s “How much will this jet enrich me?” When Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger fly out to Vegas to spend the night dancing and imbibing at Marquee, you can bet they go to the bar and order their own drinks like normal people like rich people.

 

Rich people see money as a vehicle, not a destination.

The standard axiom is to contrast “journey” with destination, but that doesn’t serve our purposes. Here’s the message of this entire series, reduced to a single example:

Average person:

Can I afford this vacation? I have $x in my savings account.

Rich person:

Can I afford this vacation? My monthly passive cash flow is $x beyond my living and other mandatory expenses.

 

We used x because the numbers themselves aren’t as important as the observations. In fact, the observations are even more important than whether the person in question can afford the vacation. The responsible average person, who determines that yes, she can, isn’t philosophically different than the irresponsible average person who just whips out her credit card and doesn’t think about how she’ll have to pay the minimum balance for the next 30 years. At best, an average person sees an indulgent expense as something to justify – a tradeoff. Enjoy it now, but it’ll cost you later.

A rich person sees an indulgent expense as something to pay for out of money coming in, rather than out of money sitting stagnant. Obviously, paying for a vacation requires anyone to economize a little. But a rich person thinks about how doing so will reduce his cash flow for a fixed period. An average person thinks about how doing so will reduce his net worth.

Cash flow and net worth. Both are important, but the former is a better indicator of what you can afford in the short term. A rich person wouldn’t take on a frivolous expense that would cut into net worth, or even think in terms of doing so. An average person either doesn’t think about cash flow, or doesn’t have large enough cash flow to warrant said expenses.

Some people read this and grasp it immediately, others don’t. Cash flow is just that, flow. Money coming in. Money goes out too, but the idea is for cash flow to be net positive. The cash flow becomes the more important measurement for determining your ability to buy things, mainly because net positive cash flow, by definition, will always increase your net worth. A rich person knows his net worth is increasing just by looking at his cash flow. He doesn’t even need to look at the net worth.

So a rich person looking to indulge himself doesn’t think about saving and scrimping for the indulgence. He thinks about that money coming out of cash flow instead, which will temporarily lower the flow. He doesn’t think “I’ll have to spend x% of my net worth on this vacation.” He thinks, “I’ll have to spend y days worth of cash flow on this vacation.” When he returns, and no longer has a vacation to pay for, the cash flow picks up where it left off. As if nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, the average person thinks about how to get back to his previous level of wealth.

 

Rich people aren’t waiting for Daddy to make things all better, average people are.

Finally, and excuse us for quoting ourselves, rich people buy assets and sell liabilities. Average people buy liabilities and sell (or at least, fail to buy) assets. They aren’t blowing hundreds a month on ways to deaden the pain of their unfulfilling lives, get their buzz on, buy Marlboro Lights by the carton because it saves money, I do it because it relaxes me or whatever. Instead, even spending that money on something as mundane as an increased 401(k) contribution will help free you from the miasma of averageness.

That’s the biggest difference between rich and average people, right there. It dwarfs most of the others, which are largely about thought rather than activity. Again, this stuff is unbelievably simple to comprehend, and not all that much harder to act upon. Amazingly, actually making up your mind to embrace it is the hardest part for most people.

 

In Case You Missed It

 

We couldn’t decide between 2 captions this week:
a) She never took a toothbrush on tour, and things worked out just fine.
b) Who says British women are unattractive?

 

An unscheduled feature in which we fill you in on what’s happening with other personal finance blogs. Because after all, Control Your Cash doesn’t have a monopoly on good advice:

Bible Money Matters

The author is going to a blog conference this week. Because he writes his blog for other bloggers, rather than a general audience, it’s filled with minutiae of interest only to that tiny little subgroup. Imagine how much more popular Bill Simmons would be if he wrote about paragraph spacing and interview techniques in every column. Guess we’ll never find out.

That’s actually not fair. And we strive to be fair. Bible Money Matters has handy tips for anyone traveling to any kind of conference. Or traveling, period. Or leaving the house:

Photo ID: Planning on getting drinks at the conference after party, or flying? You’ll need a photo ID of some sort.

Bet you thought tooth decay was an inevitable part of traveling, didn’t you? Well, it turns out that it isn’t:

Assorted toiletries: Don’t forget all your assorted toiletries from deodorant and shampoo, to a toothbrush and toothpaste.

When other bloggers are reminding you to remember your toothpaste and toothbrush, there’s not much we can add. “Wipe”, e.g.

The author also suggests that you take your phone, just in case you were dead set on leaving it at home. Like most people do when they travel.

 

The Simple Dollar

Well, here’s the opening sentence, formulated for the Alpha Centaurians whom the site’s author usually writes for. It’s a good refresher for any extraterrestrials, really, who aren’t familiar with human living customs:

In most American family homes, you’ll find one or two adults, sometimes paired with some number of children.

Some of these homes also feature pets, such as a dog or cat, or multiple dogs or cats, or a single dog and multiple cats, or a single cat and multiple dogs, but now we’re getting into advanced-level course work.

This post features the most toothless word in English, “consider”. As in, “consider quitting smoking to reduce your risk of lung cancer.” No, just freaking do it. Or don’t do it, whatever. But to tell people to “consider” doing something is the equivalent of telling them nothing at all.

To summarize, the Hamm-fisted (hey-oh!) author suggests that you “consider an alternative living situation” to save money on housing expenses. Whereas a normal person would say “find a roommate”, “consider an alternative living situation” adds that spunk of impenetrability.

But wait, he’s not done. The concluding tip in this post?

construct a second home on your land. 

Yes! A months-long full-time project that will require you to hire a contractor and laborers! Why doesn’t every person who’s short on funds try this? Heck, we should all be rich.

The point is that none of this garbage – pack a toothbrush, build a house on the house-sized lot that you already own but never thought about improving – is actionable, worthwhile, or anything other than a waste of both the author’s and the readers’ time.

Here’s some advice:

  • If you live in Washington, Idaho, Nevada, California, or Oregon, buy your groceries at WinCo. Good God. Their prices make Walmart look like Whole Foods.
  • You have an emergency fund? What the hell for? Take that money and put it in a 401(k). Buy gold with it. Buy BHP Billiton stock with it (3½% dividend yield, trading at near a 52-week low, ridiculously profitable.) That emergency will never come. Then again, there’s every possibility that it’s happening right now and you’re too blindly optimistic to even notice.
  • Change your freaking oil. Buy a permanent air filter, too. You can install it in 30 seconds, without tools. A $7 AutoZone battery tester will help out too, unless you want to run the risk of your battery dying in traffic and you have your heart set on paying a premium to get it fixed then and there.
  • Buy a house. The big quinella of low interest rates and low home prices won’t last forever. It’s lasted for years, but we’ve reached the nadir. The housing market is having a sale. Everything must go. Make someone an offer. Unless you have a compelling professional reason for renting, stop giving 100% of your dwelling expenses to a big fat rich landlord. (Note: The CYC principals are neither big nor fat.)
  • Which brings up another point. The proverbial ounce of prevention is physical activity. You know how some old people can fill out a pair of shorts without completely nauseating everyone around them, while others have those thick purple ankles and feet that terminate in toenails you could use to harvest crops with? What do you think those folks were doing 40 years ago? The former were taking the stairs and lifting weights. The latter were watching All My Children with one hand in a bowl of dry Froot Loops. (Note: Example cited may or may not be drawn from author’s real family life.)
  • Spend an hour or two running the numbers before spending 4 years in college. Chances are, your university education will not pay off. For it to be a worthwhile investment, you need to major in something not meaningless. If the very idea of running said numbers intimidates you to the point where you don’t want to do it, that’s a pretty good indication that anything you’d feel comfortable majoring in is not going to be worth studying.

Personal finance is as simple or as complex as you want it to be. As a general rule, the more complex it is (and the more you rationalize), the worse off you’ll be.